Twitter Justice: Ted Cruz Tries to Shame Beto O'Rourke; Hits Self In Nuts

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1

The Zodiac Killer actually came out of hiding to deny being Ted Cruz.

2

Well, Mime is Money.

3

Good God, Tim Cruz has always looked like Ted Cruz. I assumed it was after the Good Fairy caught him boppin' field mice one time too many.

What the heck is going on in the picture though?

4

So Beto is "fuck and run" and Cruz is just "run".

5

Definitely the most ominous mime outside of the last scene in Blow-Up.

6

Wait. Ted Cruz is only 47? Ooof. Is he a victim of Munchausen syndrome by proxy or something? Because he looks like he's been home schooled in a basement and forced to suck on paint thinner for thirty years.

(And Beto is just a year younger? Beto looks 30 for fuck sake. Lucky son of a bitch.)

7

Wow, Beto was in a band with Cedric Bixler-Zavala. That's not nothing.
How stupid is Ted Cruz to clown someone on their image?

8

One looks like young Jesus.
The other looks like the Devil's own Nightmare.

I usually say, 'never vote on Looks alone' but in this case
DO vote on looks. (Among a zillion other things.)

Say goodnite, Teddy boy.

9

You should always judge by looks; you just have to know what to look for.

For instance, that very recent article about the group of kids bringing their remote band together.

I like the three on the left, I dislike the three on the right, and little girl still has her baby fat.

10

Republicans always look older than they are. It's one of the side effects of being a horrible person.

11

That’s more wrong than my smug, pretty, and cosmopolitan white-on-white racism.

Plus the perfect people like Gorsuch.

Beware, Dorian.

12

Well, it is Texas and the guy is wearing a dress. I guess that was the idea.

Thing is, Texas is getting more "purple" population wise, but not so much voting wise.

It is a very young state, many of the immigrants are either too young or legally disbarred from voting, and of course the young do not vote as regularly as the older folks.

There were over 1.5 million votes cast in the primary for the GOP, but only 1 million for the Dems.

If one party has 33% more active voters than the other, it is very difficult to overcome that, no matter what the candidates are.

13

The way Ted says "why am I persecuted here?" makes you want to respond "because you're the worst actor in the history of college theatre!". As to the "mime" photo...he looks like he's auditioning for the David Lynch version of THE MARCEL MARCEAU STORY.