From what I know about Mark this is a believable routine. He is a devote Catholic and, as a leading actor, his life would look different. The fitness and nutrition routines too make sense. This guy isn’t living a nine to five life.

The schedule is kind of interesting. But I can’t find any value the commentary. It’s not clever or funny or insightful or informative. It’s just snotty without being anything else.

A few notes:

You just come off as stupid and mad for no reason.

This is because you seem to think exclamation points and overuse of capital letters funny, but they are not a substitute for actual humor.

Furthermore, no one cares that another man's schedule confuses and angers you, so there is no investment from the reader.

@5: Lindy left behind five huge boxes of exclamation marks and CAPITALIZED letters upon her departure. Ever since then the writing staff of The Stranger has been trying to figure out the best way to use them all up.

Folks, it is with great regret that I must inform you that the celebs are at it again.

It is with greater regret that I must inform you that we wouldn't know this at all if the "journos" weren't at it again.

This really is a waste of our precious internet resources.

I with @8. Who cares how Marky Mark lives his life?

I applaud Mark's routine and am even a bit envious, though I'm far from a leading Hollywood actor, so... anyway, I wake up at 4am every weekday to get a 1-1.5 hr workout in before showering, breakfast, getting my toddlers and wife up, biking 6 miles to work, working 8 hrs, biking 6 miles home, showering again (commute home has more uphill riding), helping wife make dinner for everyone, family time, getting kids bathed and in bed, and in bed myself by 9. I'd love a bit more sleep and a second workout - some people just have the fire to want to live their best life and some don't. Mark clearly has the fire, the writer of this "piece" does not.

lol at all the Very Serious People here triggered by a one-off Humpy post.

Humphrey should take notes and try a work out or two... prob wouldn't get triggered to one-off on MM, his polar opposite ...