I'm ecstatically awaiting the day that Mein Trumpfy gets hauled out of the White Trash house in a straitjacket. It would have to be XXX-Badyear Blimp sized to hold all that gross tonnage and oceans of raw sewage. Watching that pig kick and scream upon a forced exit would be a sheer joy. We would also need to do the same thing with Main Pencey and the rest of the Klu Klux Kabinet.

Huh. When Nixon left, he did it with all the dignity and class he could muster. Which, surprisingly, was quite a bit. We know trump has neither dignity nor class, and he wouldn't want to show it even if he had it.

No, this is going to be crazy. He's likely to order the secret service to detain every journalist around, and have as many cronies as are still loyal to do whatever petty shit they can to prevent anyone seeing him leave, let alone taking pictures. And when that fails, he's going to melt down. He's going to crumple in a pile of his own pies, blubbering like a baby.