All around this place, there are computers, mice, keyboards, and things that network the networks. They're everywhere, and every one of them needs your help. Like human babies, they can only grow into loyal, trustworthy, efficient, and productive workers with the proper care.
And so we're looking for someone to give them that loving care, and also, critically, to help the humans around here who so depend on those doodads to bring you this wonderful publication. FOR FREE. (We'll pay you for the work, I just mean the publication is free. You get it.)