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"It all sucked, and I'm mad."
"This all sucks. I hate it."
"This is what we deserve."
"Being a Seahawks fan this year is hell."

"Hopefully the Seahawks tack this [sportsy article] up
in their facility in Renton and use it as motivation."

I'm sure that, if he hasn't already, Coach Pete's gonna frame this most enlightening missive, put it high up on His Wall, and mimeograph off one for every player (AND I'm sensing ALL-Access Season Tickets for you!).

I spose when you allow Corporations (NFL,INC.,LLC) to be in charge of your Happiness, you're most likely gonna be Unhappy -- unless 'you' somehow win the Superbowl. Or the World Series. Or the NASCAR cup or whatever the fuck.

Have you considered moving to Boston?
I hear they have a Wonderful team.

2

Thomas broke his leg RUNNING on it - overextending trying to get to the receiver. That's a indication that it had structural weakness remaining from the last break.

2 breaks in 1 leg over 3 years? Looks like a smart move not paying him a signing bonus.

This game is going beyond the limits of the human physique. Muscles get bigger, but tendons and bones can't change commensurately. Or skulls. Football must change radically, or it needs to die.

3

No worries: most of the members of both teams are filled with rapist toxic masculinity

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@3: Including the Democrat and Republican teams in Congress.

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Welp, they finally solved their O-line problem.

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An old man missed some kicks

Two old men missed some kicks. Phil Dawson was one for three in field goal attempts (Janikowski was two for four). If not for those missed field goals, the Cardinals would have won.

While the Seahawk play calling was bad, the Cardinal play calling was worse (at least at the end of the game). Arizona had the ball, with about seven minutes left and marched down the field. Seattle had already used up two of their time outs (because, yep, their offense is a mess). With about three minutes left, Arizona had the ball on the Seahawks' 31. At this point, they were barely in field goal range. Dawson has yet to kick a field goal over 30 yards this season (in his defense, he has hasn't taken many). But this was no easy chip shot from there. But instead of continuing to drive (and using up all the clock), Arizona got conservative. They ran the ball once, to get the ball into the middle of the field and take the clock to the Two Minute Warning. This wasn't a bad move -- if they failed to get a first down on the next play, they could always kick a long, but not super long field goal. But the next play was horrible -- a run to the side. Not only did the runner not gain any yards, but they actually made the field goal worse -- it was on the side. Seattle did use up their last time out, but as everyone should know, the Seahawks can drive the ball down the field in about two minutes, even without any time outs. Sure enough, they did (after Arizona missed their field goal).

The Seahawks aren't very good, but the Cardinals are much worse.

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@1 kristofarian: I was going to comment, but you already expressed what I would have said to Spike and all other fair weather Seahawks fans so beautifully. Thank you and bless you.

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Thanks, Auntie Gee! Bless you too!

It's easy to get pulled in -- especially when a team (Yours) is successful. Like Max says, the NFL's so fucked up right now -- they're carting them off in wheelbarrows, by the dozens, providing excellent work for, now, many many Sports Drs.

The NFL's gonna run outta Players,
long before they run outta Games.

Meanwhile, President Pussy Grabber wants 'em to just shut the fuck UP, hit Harder! and Salute whateverthefuck he TELLS them to salute. Pretty fucking Patriotic, eh?


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