The 14th Annual HUMP! Film Festival opens TONIGHT at On the Boards! Both of tonight's screenings are sold out—the entire opening weekend is sold out—but here's a pro-tip: you're chances of getting in to a sold-out screening are better at the start of the festival than they are at the end.
You know how they're always telling us that this election is the most important election of our lifetimes but this year it's really true? Well, we're always telling you that this year's HUMP! is the best HUMP! ever but this year it's really true. The HUMP! Jury was blown away by the hilarity, hotness, diversity, and quality of this year's films and we can't wait for you to see them. Next weekend's screening are selling out—if you don't want to miss the best HUMP! ever, get your tickets now!
If you hesitate to order a ticket and every screening of the festival sells out before you get your shit together, grrrl, do not despair! We can usually accommodate a dozen or two rushers at each screening—but people who rush early screenings (this weekend, next weekend) are far likelier to get in than people who rush the final weekend.
So if you don't currently have a ticket but you'd like to see HUMP! on opening night and contribute to the word of mouth that winds up making it impossible for anyone else to get a ticket, get your ass down to On the Boards an hour before tonight's first screening and line up for rush/return/unclaimed tickets. I'll be there to pass out leftover Halloween candy to rushers!
This gang buys a few gallons of paint. With apologies to their landlord.
As two lovers stream through each other’s bodies and consciousness, orgasmic hallucinations bloom through their synchronized minds.
A horny Boy Scout goes on a nighttime hike in the woods. Inspired by the gay erotic film ‘Pink Narcissus’.
Jump Start My Love
This kinky couple connects for a midday power boost. Sometimes it's watching home movies together that leaves you the most satisfied!
This couple has a different way of looking at love and sex, elegantly conveyed through our shared, human experience
My Cathartic Release
Take a peek into one woman's masochistic journey to find a sweet sweet release.
An obedient sub takes the term "Dirty Boy" to a whole new level. Chatting online can get messy.
Your favorite middle school game has turned into a big basement bang fest. You can almost hear the parents yelling, "What's going on down there?"
In this stylish BDSM film, a couple returns home after a night on the town to explore the arts of dominance and submission. This female lead takes control of her kink by initiating her punishment by being a brat and misbehaving.
A look at how terrible adults were at hiding porn and how good we were at finding it.
Whatever Floats Your Goat
It's never a dull day in the dairy room, but when a strange new breed of goat shows up this morning, our milkmaid will have to work extra hard to get that milk!
Consent is sexy. Here's the proof. A deep exploration of rough sex.
A man tries to build up the courage to ask another man to piss on him in the Leather Stallion restroom trough.
A real-life couple boldly bring the audience into the most intimate parts of their lives, sharing with the camera how the couple fell in love, what about their partner turns them on, and how they first met.
Home for Lunch
Coming home from work for lunch, a boyfriend finds something even more delicious to fill up on.
The Wheel of Fortune
Five strangers are bound by flesh and metal. Only their release can set them free.
Extreme Wild Fuck…
When you set out for a hike, you never know what you'll "come" across on top of the mountain.
Hotel. Night. While everyone is asleep, the cursed creep is out, as hungry as ever. Infrared cameras, outdoor exhibition and sloppy hole.
Put on your spectacles, open your lids, and lend us your gaze. You'll want to ogle this cornea copia of optical illusions and private eyes!
All of Us
The multidimensional story of two lovers sexual and emotional relationship expressing their passions for pain and pleasure in sweet soliloquies.
Around the World in 80 Lays
A young couple stuck in a sexual rut decides to explore Planet Earth AND BEYOND! Sometimes the greatest sexual journeys require frequent flyer miles.