Sounds like they perfectly captured the experience of eating candy corn, in all its palette-destroying misery.

"...the bartender said he was out of whiskey."

Wait... wtf?

The only thing worse than candy corn is people who write "carmel".

Brb, looking up "truck stop fudge" on urbandictionary.

You could have said no. Just saying.

Thank you, Rich for regularly stepping up to take bullet after bullet on behalf of those of us - legions of us - who despise this annual "candy" monstrosity in its ever evolving, evil forms. You are our champion.