Mississippi goddam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ25-U3jNWM

Glad to see you're not completely neglecting your duties on your new sports beat, but...
You're missing a huge story here with Gonzaga's elevation to the #1-ranked college basketball team in the country. This is HUGE!
Plus there is a great human-interest story embedded there, with the player of the week being their 6'8" forward, Rui Hachimura, a Japanese national- how cool is that?

@3: If the Republicans ran a pedophile, that would guarantee a win for the Republican.

"Can’t wait for the Big One!"

Quake? The 9 point OH!!!, that sees Seattle sink 25' below sea level (and the Space Needle heading out into space)?

Or the Lahar, that sweeps the NW face of Mt. Rainier along with Tacoma, Tukwila, and Seattle proper, into Puget Sound....

Oh, and the Tsunami too...

Those Big Ones?
Might get lucky. Might get Both.
Or the Trifecta! Buy your lotto tix NOW.

@3 -- they have Options?