Twelve-Year-Olds Shouldn't Get Felony Charges for Dealing Pot Gummies in Gym Class... but thier parents should.

Lock your drugs up if you have kids in the house. If you don’t, you shouldn’t be allowed to have either in the house.

So this idiotic felony charge story took place in Florida, the land of NRA gun nut, Marion Hammer, who wants every teacher packing an AK-47 and goes "La-la-la-la-laaah, STFU, kids!' to the survivors of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School mass shooting in Parkland? Why am I not surprised? It must all that extreme heat, humidity, Category 5 Hurricanes (i.e.: Hurricane Michael among the most recent) from global warming, and sinking into the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean. Stop the crazy, people in the Sunshine State, while you still can!

@1: Or, anyone on drugs---just don't have kids.

@3
That would be TOO radical to even suggest.

"I recently made an offhand reference on this very blog, Slog, about how my brother gave me an edible on a flight and my Californian parents grilled me about it until I told which brother it was."

OMG, Nathalie -- a journalist NEVER gives up her Sources!
But, when one gets beat with rubber hoses and/or Waterboarded!,
one usually does come out with it, in the End...

"Seattle and San Francisco are in the midst of vacating hundreds of misdemeanor charges for marijuana possession. The sooner the rest of the country follows suit, the fewer lives will be ruined. Catch the fuck up, Florida."

DUDE.

@5

That wasn't a source, though, at least not in the journalistic sense of someone having given her secret information that she could report. So she was just being a rat not a bad journalist.

There's some great parenting going on

Nathalie - steer your lil bro to the pool wank scene in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." The original & still the best.

@4: I just did. Peace, baby.

@7 -- Perhaps ...

But I refuse to blame her for succumbing to such pressures, the likes of which we dear, overly-coddled Readers cannot possibly fathom (Jesus -- ever been tossed on a hot Barbie, seatickled?!) [me neither. but still]

Nevertheless, Nathalie oughtta avoid the Saudi Consulate, for the time being...