Millions of People Are Watching Netflix's Shit Christmas Movies. I Am One of Them.



So like Hallmark Christmas movies, but with fake princes, saints and creatures, living in places that don't exist? Very appropriate for celebrating the fake birthday of a man/God hybrid, yeah?


And don't bother to scream at me, Christian fanatics and trolls, even the Church and religious scholars say Christ was not born during the winter solstice (or even in the winter).


Kurt Russell as Santa is casting genius, and would have driven in-theater patronage to the tune of at least a $50M opening weekend.