Savage Love Dec 12, 2018 at 2:29 pm

Savage Love Letter of the Day

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1

Didelphic uterus ~ opossum uterus???

2

A question I am perfectly equipped to answer!!

As a proud owner of this uncommon but not that weird type of uterus(es), diagnosed a few years ago, I have decided that for first/casual encounters it's not necessary, but when it goes any further or has the potential to get serious, I disclose. It doesn't have to be a big deal, and by the 3rd/4th sexy occasion they've explored enough that it's likely they'll notice, but it's also not weird if they haven't yet.

Explain it calmly, because it's no big deal, just might need special consideration for contraception or extra care during pregnancy.

Good luck, and nice to find a fellow didelphys uterus bearer!

3

People with this condition should disclose the first vagina immediately, and keep the second vagina as a bonus prize. If a partner hasn't discovered it by the 3rd or 4th encounter, he or she is either not paying attention, or is just plain lazy.

4

My cousin has this. She calls it her twoterus

5

My honey recently got his foot x-rayed and they found he had extra bones in there that he never knew about. "Not weird, not at all uncommon" said the podiatrist. My honey now tells people he's got a parasitic twin in his foot. Extra bits of body almost seem to be more the rule than the exception.

6

I guess this wouldn't involve two clitorides, probably, since that's separate anatomy? Alas.

Yeah, I just wanted to pluralize that pedanticly.

7

@1 so today I learned a thing about possums.

8

I wonder if she's multi orgasmic

9

@6 Assuming all of these medical terms are Latin, it should be two vaginae, two cervices (Yay! Correct third declension plural!), two uteri (and God knows why that is a masculine noun, but it is...gender is weird).

But you are right about clitoris: it's from Greek instead. But actually, it should be two clitoride, not clitorides. Why? Because Greek has a separate dual number in addition to singular and plural.

So it's one clitoris, two clitoride, three clitorides, four!

10

Based on an image search, it appears this condition manifests itself in many ways, so in some circumstances simply parting the labia reveals two vaginas, whereas in other cases there is a branching of the vaginal canal farther back.

I think @2/asparagusto has the right approach, no need to disclosed before your partners start touching you, but if they haven’t been able to detect it with a visually or manually, then casually mentioning it the third or fourth time seems right, especially if, as in VAG’s case there is a level of discomfort when being penetrated.

11

This isn't even the first time this article has been re-run.

12

fubar @3: I love that suggestion. It seems delightfully pro-uterus to me.

13

She should disclose immediately so she can get help trying two vibrators at once.

14

@11, Let Dan run this one as often as he wants. I find it oddly hot. Actually, what really struck me as hot was one of the commenters last time it ran, who - if memory serves me - would decide which vagina she wanted to be fucked in more or less on a whim. Yeah. For some odd reason that seemed really hot to me. I think someone, maybe the same woman, said she was separate all the the way up and could have children out of each uterus. Cool. And sexy. For me.

15

https://youtu.be/jgzIth7_cYE

16

@7: Marsupials in genral, and the males have forked penises to match!

Lots of wild penis/vagina adaptations out there, though cats still freak me out the most, with vaginal lacerations from the the penis barbs necessary to induce ovulation. :-/

Is anyone else becoming increasingly suspicious that the TSARY are trolling the readership by re-running the exact same series of articles every time Dan's on vacation now?

17

So if she has two vaginas, does that mean she can easily take two penises at once? This girl has a future in porn.


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