Not clicking on such an unfortunate-looking chap.

I'm not sure who I hate more- PETA, for making it, Dan for posting it or myself, for watching it. I'm pretty sure my ubercringe face will be frozen in place for at least a week.

It's time for guys to face that it they go vegan they can safeguard animals, the environment and their health, including stamina.

Idiocracy is real.

Nobody pays attention to PETA. The organization is nothing more than a punchline comprised of self-righteous idiots.

@4: Perhaps so, but this was excruciatingly sophomoric.

This ad is spot-on. Vegan men have it all: they're compassionate, kind, healthy and they care about animals and the environment. They're so incredibly attractive!

I think it’s funny. I dig vegan men--compassion is an attractive quality in a person.

A) They don't know many penis having people
B) That's about as sexy as an emergency root canal.

@9: I'm glad that you're easily amused.

Hitler was vegan.

@4 Because nothing says "stamina" like a B12 deficiency!

Dammit! Raindrop you beat me to it. Whenever I see one of those silly peta ads I like to remind people that Hitler was a vegetarian.

That was the single unsexiest thing I’ve ever seen.

Ethical treatment of animals? I harvested two wild deer this year with my hunting tags, shot each one in the neck for a nearly instant kill. Wayyyy better than how most deer experience death - primarily as a result of car impacts and internal bleeding; or starvation; or else being eaten alive (from the hind-quarters) until blood loss finally ends the excruciating pain.

Yep, I try to do my part. And now I have an entire freezer stuffed with top-quality, all-natural, 100% guilt-free meat. Yay.

So you can go vegan, and bask in the growing cloud of lentil flatulence that surrounds you...or you can enjoy a tasty supper of perfectly-grilled venison while knowing you really DID prevent the prolonged suffering and nasty death of our Precious Natural Resources. Everyone look at me! Look at my virtue signalling!

@9: Check out my compassion. Capable. Enormous. Long-lasting. Fueled by meat.

The idea of being fucked by a hard long skinny pointy carrot is just horrifying. I like to cook and travel too much to be with a vegan. More power to anyone who wants to be one, but I absolutely could never be with a picky eater of any sort for more than a few days. Recently went for a few days with a buddy who is on a no-carb diet, and man it made the local food exploration a drag.

15/16 why not to use carcass as transitional housing for those experiencing homelessness before cleaning plz.

@13: I just sent the waiter over to your table with a virtual cocktail.

Lentils are delicious and you don't have to be a vegan to enjoy them. The world is full of vegetarians. Some of them are nice and some of them are not, just like anyone else. Hitler was also a responsible dog owner, an ok hobby painter, a genocidal murderer, and a film buff. Which of these things does not belong with the other? Who gives a fuck what he ate. I grew up in a family of vegetarians on one side and hunters on the other. Can confirm that both were very compassionate about animals. Most people just eat whatever, and I don't blame them. PETA gives vegans and animal rights activists a bad name. They would like to eliminate pets altogether- think domesticated dogs shouldn't even exist. Hitler would've disapproved of that. Again this is not relevant. So weird how people bring up Hitler for everything.

I lost my viewing stamina like four seconds into this video. The music sounded as atrocious as the images.
Some other famous vegetarians beside Hitler and myself:
Rosa Parks, Albert Einstein, Martina Navratilova, Gandhi, Leonardo da Vinci, Ellen DeGeneres, Paul McCartney, Steve Jobs, Prince, Jane Goodall, Franz Kafka

That’s pathetic. The Gillett add is great.

@21: Thank you for balancing that out.

This video erases men with vaginas, or as I call them, men-clams.

@24. No doubt!

Also, having a cucumber sized penis can be quite ladylike. I can’t believe PETA would be this transphobic.

*by pet I mean dog or cat. Get a bunny or some nice little ratties if you want a vegan pet.

I'm more of a melon man myself. Clementines are fine too. Heck, even grapes. I draw the line at raisins, however.

Oh come on! This is hilarious! And ... it worked, didn't it? It got people thinking about and talking about veggies!

Welcome to Slog, #8, #9, and #29! Crazy how you joined today and have only made one comment in support of PETA. I wonder what that means?

Anyway, the real "secret" to male sexual stamina is getting off your ass and exercising regularly so your fat ass doesn't get winded from humping.

Ms Lava - The Gillette ad, which should have been two separate ads, struck me as a Rorschach test - a good ad for those who think 80% or more of men are the problem, and a bad one for those who think the reverse. A bit of a yawn, but I didn't mind it, as it just gives me another brick for my wall of separatism.

It's over-the-top and funny. And if it gets people thinking about going vegan, it's a win!

Theodore Gorath @30: also #4 and now #32. I think vegans are like mormons. When they reach a certain age, they have to do missionary work, popping up uninvited and being as annoying as possible.

As for the ad, it didn't anyone thinking about veggies; just about how lame PETA is. The ad is designed by and for PETA types, to reassure them that they're not obnoxious dorks.

I actively avoid talking about PETA because they are trolls that thrive on attention and controversy.

@27 Ratties are notoriously NOT vegan. Perhaps a guinea pig, those are veggie-only, but rats are just as enthusiastically omnivorous as people can be.