THREE ROLLS A WEEK WUT

The average man uses 1 roll of toilet paper per month.

Well those Girl Scout cookies have been compared to crack...

Your mention of Girl Scout cookies brings back a great memory. A number of years ago a friend and I were headed to the Mt. Stuart area to go on a hike. On the way, we stopped at a Safeway in Cle Elum to pick up some extra food. Outside were a couple of young girls and an older woman (presumably the mother of one of them) selling cookies as a fundraiser to fight breast cancer (I can't remember if they were Girl Scout cookies or not.) The sign hanging from their table said "SAVE SECOND BASE."

@4 awesome.

Guess the HPV-vaccine-funding "third base" setup is next level.

Definitely three rolls a week, maybe 4. I like high quality toilet paper. My apologies to the Canadian forests but my butt likes what it likes.

Whoa, THREE ROLLLS/WEEK?

You need a tree farm.
Or maybe hemp...

And what's up with all the cottonballs?

$500 seems like a pretty normal amount of walkin'-around-money to me.
Brick and mortar businesses might be going cashless but a lot of tradespeople like to get keep income on a cash basis.

Get a bidet seat for your toilet. Toto washlet is a good one.
Way less TP and a way cleaner posterior.

I don't use one entire roll in a week, but I'm British. We fold. Scrunching is obviously very wasteful.

Hey Jeff, maybe you could instead give some of that money to the people that are responsible for your empire thriving? Those folks that actually MAKE you that money? Nah, I guess giving employees a livable wage sounds too much like socialism.

Wow, I had no idea that I was on the low end of TP usage. I've heard that bidets really improve one's life, but I'm a renter, and I have a policy that any toilet accessories (plunger, brush, some cleaning liquids) stay behind, or are thrown out as part of the move. I do try to keep them clean, but even wrapped in a trash bag, the idea of packing them and shoving them tightly against all my other stuff is just too gross for me. I suppose a bidet might be sanitary enough to warrant packing, but given its function and position, I kinda doubt it.

@10

Is there some sort of dryer?
'Shamwow!' ?

I dare anyone to go to a busy supermarket, and just buy one roll of toilet paper, standing in line (no self checkout). No bag either.

I couldn't.

And no other items either.

Too embarassed to buy tp?

I usta be.
But I changed my name.

STILL nothing about Feinstein and the Green New Deal Kids?

Impressive.

@17 we must never let reason seep into Slog. Just like they didn't talk about the attack of a conservative on Berkley's campus and how Jussie's fake hate crime is not just something we don't talk about. Protect the narrative!!

I'm glad to see the conservative victims are up early this morning. I trust they got a good night's sleep.

(Screaming into the Night dear, never forget: The Covington kids are real pieces of shit! Lots of teenagers are!)

As for the upzoning, We are theoretically on an up zoned parcel, but everything across the street is to remain, which means our view will remain. We are pleased, both aesthetically and from a redevelopment standpoint. We're just waiting for someone to make us the right offer so we can clear out.

@13, Mine does indeed have a dryer too, but I've only used that function a couple of times. I just use a little TP to towel off after the wash.
Now that I've had a bidet in the house for years, I dread having to use the facilities anywhere else. It's just so...uncivilized.

22
You wish.
AOC is a wedge that will split the Democrats and reelect our President.

AOC will seperate the wheat (Progressives)
from the chaff (corporate Dems).

We get another four fucking years from our already-failed "president,"
America will be right where Somalia is -- a far right-wing Utopia
with all the guns we need to kill anyone who may disagree with us,
or look like they're about to, and a complicit far far right extremist constabulary,
hell bent on the purifying (Whitening) of America.

Thanks, Republicans. Your terror of no longer being on tip-top of the food chain
and your phony 'patriotism' are destroying what little's left of the America Dream.

@23 -- Thanks, and yeah, but -- Cold water?!
Pucker up!

Bidet seats should be required attachments for all toilets! It's better for the environment and it is better for your hygiene. It's totally gross that people get shit all over their butt and just... wipe it off. Ew.

Washing your ass should be the standard.

@25, Cold water bidet seats are definitely out there. I've used one and it was like an icy anus laser.

But there are also plug-in bidet seats which warm the water, and bidet seats which use a hot water line. Much more comfortable.

I’m starting an initiative to deport Tim Eyman.

Anybody wanna sign?