You now you could've linked one of those charities in the original tweet. You know. Rather than being an unrelenting douche bag and making a worthy celebration a snide referendum on your self.

Hope you bought Lunch with the money Katie. What better way to celebrate the freedoms of western women, slowly being stripped back for sure by scared little termites, then to eat out without a male chaperone and have fun.

@2 how dare you fail to acknowledge the suffering of Native Americans.

@2: Word. I wonder if she used a whetstone or a strop to keep that edge.
@5: And nobody cares if you eat alone either doll-face, which judging from your sparkling personality is more often than not.

Even though it's "not legally binding," as all SLOG polls, I decided to take it seriously and picked Mary's Place; smaller charities need all the help they can get. While Skate Like A Girl is also a smaller charity, MP serves a more urgent and potentially lifesaving need.

@9: Now, now Dadddy, don't try to get toppy with me.

@11: No baby, not to ruin your fun, but I said you were "trying" to get toppy...

Whatever you ended up doing with the money is fine by me, but I would donate it to the Northwest Abortion Access Fund. https://nwaafund.org/