Thats Grandpa Joe. Who is Grandpa Joe? Come to the fest to find out.
That's Grandpa Joe. Who is Grandpa Joe? Come to the fest to find out.
Let me cut to the chase: The lineup for the inaugural SPLIFF Film Fest, our film festival made by the stoned for the stoned, has exceeded our expectations. Don't get me wrong, we thought you all would submit good trippy shit, comedic shorts, quickie documentaries, parodies of anti-pot educational films, total mind fucks, and maybe even some pot-influenced actual fucks (which you did, thank you), but we didn't expect space ships, Rihanna-inspired blunt tutorials, Cucci Binaca, dancing boobs, Australians, puppets, ASMR candy sandwiches
Mmmm… Candy Sandwich…
That candy sandwich looks good…but wait til you hear the noises it makes…
There were plenty of dope films we loved that we had to cut—please submit again next year!—but it's official: we've got ourselves a first-of-its-kind film fest. And it's fucking great.

Check out the trailer…

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You'll find a full list of SPLIFF 2019 below, along with brief/enigmatic synopses. Audiences will vote for the best films and award over $10,000 in prizes to the filmmakers. These shows are expected to sell out (and if HUMP is any indication, we'll see a big jump in ticket sales now that the trailer is released) so don't wait! Order your tickets now! You have four shows to choose from in Seattle; two on 4/19, and two on 4/20 (😉).

(Hot tip: We're throwing an opening night afterparty to kick off your 4/20 celebrations sponsored by The Reef Cannabis. Presenting your SPLIFF ticket gives you access to the celebration on 4/19, at Fred Wildlife Refuge in Capitol Hill—featuring performances by Sam Lachow, Nacho Picasso, Tim Kennedy, and Flight x Headtrips DJs. Doors at 8:30 pm. Special thanks to their partners Millennium Extracts, Royal Tree Gardens, Solstice, and Olala—all will be on-site to party with us!)

2019 FILMS!

N.O.P.E.
In this mid-90’s PSA, Billy and Charlie learn the hard way that even a single puff of marijuana will turn you into a crazy violent pervert. Not one puff ever!

Bloom
Flaming blunts, raging bowls, hot dabs. This is the sexiest smoke porn you’ve ever seen.

Fully Froggo
A frog eats too many gummies. Or does he?

Witch Weed
An expert stoner finds the ultimate high. Beware of the Devil’s lettuce.

Green
A magical trip to the bodega thanks to some green.

Bibbel the Dwarf Dwarf
One person. One peanut. One backyard. Only one can win.

BBHMM Blunt
An instructional video on how to roll a magical “Bitch Better Have My Money” blunt, in the style of Rihanna’s famous Fenty Beauty makeup tutorials.

Corporate Coitus
A Dada-inspired visual and aural collage made up of disembodied heads, colorful circles, and ominous eyes.

Grandpa Joe
So what if your new houseguest has a tiny green face, a cute lil astronaut helmet, and a motherfucking spaceship? He’s definitely NOT AN ALIEN. He’s just GRANDPA JOE!

Leaffolder House
A dealer must go deep in the woods to deliver the goods. But at the end of his journey is a hit that might be too intense for him to handle.

Harsh Tokes & Bong Jokes
A punk rock love letter to growing up, smoking weed at beaches, light-night parties, learning how to kiss, and how you shouldn’t mix liquor with weed.

Good Game Bud
Two dudes, a couch, and one game of spliff Jenga.

Smokescreen
When Olivia’s date takes a turn for the mediocre, she gets stoned and ends up trapped in the reality of online dating.

Hands
A spaced-out, bizarre ode to hands.

Kevin’s Proclamation
He’s Kevin, and he’s got something to proclaim.

Candy Sandwich
Welcome to ASMR Crafting with Sayuri and Gabby Lala. Prepare for tingles.

The Girl Who Couldn’t…
A mockumentary trailer about a girl who is struck with a tragic disorder and the devastating impact it has on those closest to her.

Switch Hitter Haze
Wyatt has a crush on his roommate Connor, who is very cute and very straight. When their dealer brings over a mysterious strain of weed, things that were fixed become fluid—and none of them will ever be the same.

Munchies Massacre
A bag of Doritos and Oreos commiserate over all the friends they’ve lost to late-night snacking when—Oh no! Run! Get out of the cupboard while you still can! The stoner’s got the munchies again!

Weed Art Process
This is the story of a magic seed. Through pure art, the seed frees the power of imagination.

Bagel Bite Fright Night
Stoned and alone, two women get caught in a 90s slasher nightmare when they experience a home invasion by a slew of celeb sex offenders. Or do they?

BOOBatory
Sometimes boobs have minds of their own.

You Wanna Order Pizza?
Two epically stoned Australians attempt to order a pizza. If only they could order pizza with their minds! Oh wait… can they?

Joint Heights
In this adorable stop motion animated film, joints do yoga, thrash to heavy metal music, and fuck in the afternoon. A candid look at how cannabis is a part of day-to-day life for the residents of Joint Heights.