Thank you for this.

But how do you reallly feel?

You talk too much about yourself and Seattle.
Oh, I guess it comes with teenagers.

I like dog! Time to cook up some delicious shish-ka-bow-wow!

You should take up BBQing. OK, it's a chore to shave them, but it's very rewarding.

You know, if you closed Twitter for fifteen minutes each morning, I bet you could think of something that would actually be worth writing about for the next hour or two.

I'll take this opportunity to remind everyone that most of the rest of the world's cultures consider dogs unclean and don't let them in their houses/flats/mud huts - and that there is a good reason for this. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen is a pug that vomits up its own previously-eaten shit after it's been digesting it for an hour or two. On a regular basis. My take is that "dog people" really just need better friends and family.

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sad sick folk who treat their animals like/better than children will be the first into the bonfires when the shit hits the fan.

Dogs are the worst. Cats for the win!

Thanks for this post!
Yes, dogs are Everywhere!
Watch where you step!!

It's true, I grew up in the dirt with animals and livestock, and none of my relatives who lived like that have any chronic diseases or allergies, and my 70 year old father and 67 year old mother take a grand total of zero medications, something which floors every doctor they come across. My dad still pours and finishes concrete everyday with a bunch of 25 year olds, despite not even needing to.

Let your kids get dirty and play with filthy animals. It makes them healthy.

Good people like dogs. Obama had dogs. Trump has no dog. 'nuff said.

Why have someone who obviously doesn’t like dogs write this story? Also, corgis are awesome.