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That’s precisely the sort of thing a “very innocent and not conspiring with a former KGB agent” sort of person would say.

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"Whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love.”

— John F. Kennedy

“I’M FUCKED!!!”

— Dotard Judas Tdumbp

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Except that most of the Democrats are hopelessly inept and because of this Trump is going to go unpunished and remain unrepentant. "Principled and incompetent" or "criminal and incompetent". What a dismal choice for 2020.

5

Awwwwww. Looks like some leftie trolls are mad because the Mueller report proves that there was no collusion/obstruction. :(. Sad. Should I call an waaaaaaambulance for you, poor munchkins? Lol.

Well, I hope you don't strain yourself moving those goalposts. Must be hard work to fuck up your own credibility, eh?

P.S. I hear, tinfoil is on sale at Costco. You better stock up for 4 more years! Would be funny to see you wear a different hat other than a pussy one. And I know tinfoil ones are in fashion among the lefties this season. :)

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@1 Totally.

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He should have been good and fucked by getting a 'special counsel' if said counsel operated anything like, for instance, Ken Starr. That is, if he went off on a random fishing expedition, looking into say Trump's well-documented history of tax dodging and check-kiting like practices on some vague pretext it was related somehow to possible Russian collusion. Indeed then he would have been for sure fucked. Alas it seems only Republicans can get away with wasting years and millions on random fishing expeditions (Benghazi!).

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His assessment should have been correct. Unfortunately the Republicans have closed ranks and not even direct evidence of his many crimes will sway them from packing the courts and doing favors for their well heeled, and incidentally generous, benefactors.

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@5:

Let me put this into a simple analogy that hopefully even someone of your low mental acuity can grasp.

You catch your kid with their hand in a cookie jar - not once, but at least 10 times. And each time you do, they scream that they haven't done anything wrong, because they haven't actually pulled a cookie out of the jar. At the same time they try to defend their obvious state of "in flagrante delicto" by pointing to their younger sibling and claiming they asked THEM to swipe the cookies, but they refused, so it's really not even their fault for having to do it themselves. Now, given these circumstances, would you have any doubt as to their intentions?

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This is helpful - Axios has a search widget for the Mueller report:

https://www.axios.com/explore-a-detailed-version-of-the-mueller-report-5f7cab5b-9c53-46bc-abaa-bd6b7b3e6d66.html

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Kellyanne Conway said he didn’t say this, so...he definitely said it, since the truth is the opposite of any poison dripping from her forked tongue.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t true. He’s not fucked at all. He’s going to win a second term, crash the economy, suffer a second dust bowl due to global warming, then the republicans will finally lose power for 50 years, then we’ll do it over again in 2120; but North Korea will launch some nukes in the meantime (or Pakistan and India will or China will) and life on earth will have to start from scratch again like at the dawn of the paleocene,

Which is to say: all the assholes who are so convinced brown people on welfare and people asking us to respect their pronoun choices will precipitate the end of western civilization have no idea what will actually hit the reset button on all the progress we’ve made since the dinosaurs.

That’s what Trump really represents: gluttonous, wanton doom.

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Stunningly vapid commentary

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We're all fucked.

16

The whole quote, in context, is a bit more nuanced:

“Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I'm fucked. Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and I won’t be able to do anything. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me.”

He sounds more concerned about not being able to effectively govern than being "caught" in an illegality.

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@11 You must be a science fiction writer. That hypothetical is too far fetched. Your scenario assumes that:

a) Our dedicated little troll has had sex with a human woman. Or is even capable.

b) A human woman would want to be in any sort of procreative relationship with him.

c) He lives in such manner out side his dingy one bedroom basement apartment where he could possible afford to support a human child without crisis intervention.

d) If he did manage to procreate (likely through forcible rape) and the child was kept to full term (highly unlikely), that the child wouldn't be burdened with a plethora genetic diseases and even more unlikely capable of articulating it's hoots and grunts into something resembling speech.

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@16 Or more likely "won't be able to do anything" means he fears the scrutiny will impede his wanton corruption.

Yes. Let's make sure we keep it in "context."

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"You can find it (allegedly) in this searchable PDF of the Mueller report, although when I type in "I'm fucked" I get zero results (maybe it's the "smart" apostrophe?)"

Ctr+F, type "fucked" in the search box, hit enter. You couldn't figure that out?

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@3 and @5: ....said two typically idiotic MAGA cap wearing fools. Stop snorting nitrous oxide and mistaking toxic industrial waste for a reliable food source.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Roast Trumpty Dumpty, Dencey Pencey, ad nauseum. May the Evil Empire and RepubliKKKan Party of 1% permanently go down in flames.

22

Let the hauling out of the PigFucker-in-Chief in an industrial-sized garbage bag begin. Stick a fork in Trumpty Dumpty's corrupt, fat white ass and call him DONE.

23

Loved that pic, those people fighting over which was gonna smack him with that book.

Not that I Recommend it.

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Mmmmm.... What a juicy thread.... All the triggered little snowflakes...... Mmmmm.... Leftist tears..... Yummy. ;). Lol

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gotchyur tightywhiteyaltrighty yummy yummy tears right here taheeheeskis:

More Bad news: "Attorney General Barr . . . released a four-page summary, which now seems more than a little discordant with the tone and substance of Mueller’s actual findings. [Suprise!] On Thursday morning, he held a twenty-two-minute press conference at the Justice Department to weigh in, once again, with his own views of how exculpatory the report is for President Trump—all before letting anyone actually read it.

In his press conference, Barr made a number of dubious and highly questionable claims, such as an assertion that the White House had fully coöperated with Mueller’s investigation and that Mueller had found 'no evidence' of the Trump campaign conspiring with Russia.

In fact, the report details the many ways in which Trump was not only refusing to coöperate with the investigation but was doing his best to shut it down. For instance, he tried to get the White House counsel to fire Mueller and repeatedly lied about doing it."

From the New Yorker's "The Mueller Report Won’t End Trump’s Presidency, But It Sure Makes Him Look Bad" --Susan B. Glasser, April 18, 2019

It don't look good for Cadet Bone Spurs, does it...

https://www.newyorker.com/news/letter-from-trumps-washington/the-mueller-report-wont-end-trumps-presidency-but-it-sure-makes-him-look-bad

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United States Attorney General Barr's come/going a long long ways -- from saving George Bush from George's hostages-for-weapons work, to soliciting hair Furor for the AG job, to getting the AG job, to Trumpfy's Personal Lawyer, to finally, our Supreme Court.

Well Played, Trumpfy.
Well Stacked, rather.

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When Cohen paid off a porn star and a Playboy model for keeping silent just before the Election, at the bidding of The Prez, he violated Election Law. His partner in Crime is going to prison. This illegitmate president is an unindicted co-Conspiritor.

And now House and Senate Dems are getting Aggressive.
About. Fucking. Time.

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@24, You don't actually need to be guilty of a previous crime to have a corrupt purpose in obstructing justice.

33

"Pelosi & Schumer are trying to walk the rest of the Dems back from the edge. They will stall. Hold hearings. Wring their hands in anguish. Stall. Let the partisans vent. Hold hearings."

That's what Corporate Dems'll always want.

No need to Convict -- rather, it'd be nice to have the Senate on board. Perhaps when it all comes down, they will be. Or, at least, the Electorate will be informed.

Here's Senator Warren on the subject:

"Senator Elizabeth Warren (D,MA) Calls for Impeachment Process Against Trump"

“To ignore a president’s repeated efforts to obstruct an investigation into his own disloyal behavior would inflict great and lasting damage on this country, and it would suggest that both the current and future Presidents would be free to abuse their power in similar ways."
-- Senator Elizabeth Warren on Twitter.

Likely the Death Knell for this highly-crooked and mendacious Administration.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/19/us/politics/elizabeth-warren-impeachment.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

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@23 kristofarian: I would! Talk about a Kodak moment! LOL
@33 kristofarian: Like I said in comment @22.....

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@33 was for the (other) olde white guy.

More Progressive Dems on the Move:

"Yesterday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez signed onto Rep. Rashida Tlaib's impeachment resolution.

"Mueller’s report is clear in pointing to Congress’ responsibility
in investigating obstruction of justice by the President.

It is our job as outlined in Article 1, Sec 2, Clause 5 of the US Constitution.

As such, I’ll be signing onto @RashidaTlaib’s impeachment resolution."
--Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in The Washington Post

Also from Rich's article here in the Stranger:
[ https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2019/04/19/39963651/elizabeth-warren-joins-team-itmfa ]

"@washingtonpost
Replying to @washingtonpost
Mueller’s team couldn’t rule out that Trump criminally obstructed justice.

The team members concluded they had to leave the decision to Congress about how to handle their evidence of Trump engaging in obstruction."

So, that's what they're gonna DO.
BINGO

https://wapo.st/2UJ3TPg

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Not to worry -- the Dems will let us know when they find that out.
If they haven't already.

Moving to Impeach opens up a whole new World of investigations.
Excellent. No one deserves it more.

I'll give Trumpfy this much -- he sure is Good at wrecking shit;
and now he's wrecked his Presidency.


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