Obviously Comrade Trump is worried that the more highly educated Canadians will start crossing the border and bringing their law-abiding, polite, and socialist lifestyle into America, threatening our crime-inducing fear-creating Billionaires from ruling American like a tinpot third world nation.

"Certainly something the Trump administration can speak on with the utmost of authority is the establishment of good moral character. Truly they have the bigliest moral character, everyone says so." Bingo, Josh.

That's funny, we were just saying that very same thing the other day -- we all said, everyone knows Trumpfy's got more Moral Fiber/Character in his pinky finger than all the pinko kkkommie Leftists Socialismists in the Entire Universe. Everyone says that too.

You can easily observe our illegitmate president's moral fibres in the caring, compassionate way he kept it so quiet, about ordering his fixer to pay off a Porn Star (Oh, and a Playboy "bunny") (Damn, there goes ANOTHER $130K) he was porkin' on the side -- he didn't wanna cause any Embarrassassment for his lovely wife -- she'd very recently gifted him with another son and it just didn't seem right, to the Donald, to upset his wife, at a time like that. Post Partum, and all that.

He's got the moral fibre of a rutting goat.
I imagine he smells like one too.

Ooh, and by the way? He did this in the MIDDLE OF A Fucking CAMPAIGN. For Fucking PRESIDENT.

That is Not Fucking Legal.

Is it moral?

@1 -- Yeah, and it's Sad, but we're probably gonna hafta Bomb them, too. On the Birght side, they're really close! So, we'll (most likely) be home for dinner.

"On the Birght side"

Who edits this shit?