We’re working on a funny, kinky, wild, true issue of The Stranger devoted to the stuff none of us talk about in polite company. And we need your help! We’ve made a very dirty questionnaire we’d love for you to fill out. Be honest! But don't worry: It's completely anonymous.

The deadline to get your answers in is next Monday—June 10, at 5 p.m. After we crunch the numbers, we’ll turn your answers—and the answers of your friends, neighbors, coworkers, and strangers—into a sexy, revealing, mind-blowing special issue of The Stranger that comes out July 3.

Go take the survey now! We promise we won’t tell anyone you did.