If only less people were in the area.

Waterfront mansion? Well then, just poop on the top of their car, and take a smooth rock and "frost" their car roof with a thin layer. The UV rays & high temperatures will kill all the bacteria & it will eventually blow away as tiny particles of harmless dust.

Or, you know use the tried and true recommendation:
: Dig a hole ( 6 INCHES DEEP, 200 FEET FROM WATER, camp, and trails)
https://www.backpacker.com/skills/how-to-poop-in-the-woods

Oops, my bad, apparently "frosting a rock" is not longer LNT-acceptable....

https://books.google.com/books?id=c6sYWYvsBUEC&pg=PA68&lpg=PA68&dq=how+to+%22frost+a+rock%22+poop&source=bl&ots=VMUgcpDqjR&sig=ACfU3U0WnFBSt_-z5OtypH3wHK2UewKZcQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgzvSrvMnjAhUE7FQKHWh_A04Q6AEwAHoECAYQAQ#v=onepage&q=how%20to%20%22frost%20a%20rock%22%20poop&f=false

....so I guess you should just poop ^inside^ their car instead, on the dash where it will heat up to sterilizing temperatures.

@1
Fewer people.
Less = descriptive quality
Fewer = discreet quantity
Example - If there were fewer idiots in the White House and cabinet, Aunt Grizelda would be less stressed out!

Drop it down a crevasse, no problem.

McKean's Law: "discrete"

"...failures at wastewater treatment plants lead to the discharge of..."

...LED to the discharge...

Where are the editors?

@3 pat L for the WIN! Keep on rocking the house. I was indeed fortunate to grow up on a private, not yet "discovered" residential beach (before the waterfront mansions went up), public beaches weren't so crowded, and waterways were clear as glass.
Cleaning up our parks, beaches, waterways, and getting rid of the idiots in the White House and cabinet should be national priority #1.

@7

You grew up in the late 1800s?

Water pollution in the US was much worse in the early to middle 20th century than it is today-- our lakes and rivers have been getting cleaner since the Federal Water Pollution Control Act of 1948, dramatically so since the Clean Water Act of 1972 beefed up the enforcement and cleanup.

Same goes for most kinds of air pollution (CO2 is the big, unfortunate exception, because it wasn't considered toxic enough to regulate back when the regulatin' was good).

Thank you. Auntie!

Maybe we should focus on the fact that our sewage treatment plants need to be upgraded instead of whether or not someone brings their dog to the beach.