Better fired than fired at, i say.

A ferry rider is called a passenger.

@2 -- amazing the shite one can learn here

I'm not one to go to a Wal-Mart (I try not to patronize stores that don't have at least one chandelier) but I thought they stopped selling guns a long time ago?

@4: Oh, I thought you patronized stores that didn't have chandeliers so your wig wouldn't get caught on them.

raindrop dear, what sort of low-class store would have chandeliers that hang so low that one's coiffure would be disturbed? I fear that you're wasting your life at strip clubs and adult theatres.....

Wal-Mart got rid of guns in most of their stores in the mid-2000's because they didn't sell that many of them and guns weirded out the more upscale suburban customers they were courting back then. The Obama-paranoia gun buying bonanza was too tempting though, and they brought them back in 2009. (They also got rid of handguns in the 1990's and were finally guilted into getting rid of AR-style weapons last year I think.)

@3......Hey, the question was asked in the article. Read it if you don't believe me.

Shows picture of wooden bolt action rifles, not actual rifles used in attack.

@8 -- Oh, I'm a Believer
it was the ferry query that astonished me
ferryers [ok] and fairyees? nah.
Passengers!
;þ

Might also be confused with farriers.

Ferries-wise, farriers are few and far betweensies.

Say, that reminds me -- I could use a pedicure.