That's what children do.

It's a middle school. You know that's probably what 3/4 of the students call it behind the teacher's backs, right?

wow, big news!!

Nice

We'd better hold an assembly right now. I'm sure if whoever did this thinks long and hard about what they've done, they'll do the right thing.

Classic attempt but c'mon kids, let's put a little more effort into the execution.

couldn’t have been a middle schooler. i see no penises.

Rape culture at work.