Tweets and emails, that'll show 'em.

Why even have libraries?

The rich folk already have books.

I thought libraries were just buildings where our local heroin addicts could go and shoot up in the bathrooms and then shit themselves near the newspapers?

Obviously, we have too fucking many Public Restrooms, PC206er.

Not a surprise at all that all the Russian bots jumped on the comments for this post. We know you're all fake @1, @3, @4, @6.

@1 I wasn’t aware that criticizing a business’s actions was the first step to the red revolution! Who knew it was so easy?

Thank you, C.

This is all predicated on the idea that “I have to do this new thing right fucking now!” What will happen is patrons will put their name on the hold list and wait their turn. They’re not going to buy it because they have to wait too long.