Katie is offended that people are offended. News at 11.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

Oh, goody! I'm all set to jump into my extra jowl-faced Mitch McConnell costume with Coke-bottle glasses! Thanks, Katie!

@4: Same as above but I forgot to mention the inclusion of a pair of zebra-striped Speedos to really bring out the horrific shock effect. That ought to get some howls. Film update at 11.

@5: With luck, my costume choice will greatly help flip the Senate.

I have to admit the extended title for this post really cracked me up.

@7: Actually, it's been lame for several years:

https://slate.com/human-interest/2016/04/tweets-with-clap-emojis-between-the-words-are-annoying.html

I had a good friend in college who was in nursing school. She collected nurse-themed paperbacks from the 50's and 60's. Some were intended for girls who were interested in a career in nursing, but a huge chunk of them were of the "naughty nurse" variety.

She thought they were funny. Anyone who's spent any time around nursing - especially hospital nursing - knows that it's anything but sexy.

Someone other than Brad would need to take my blood pressure if they wanted to get an accurate reading.

I'd have thought nuns if I'd had to guess, though I have no personal view about the opinion I've seen in favour of the wimple as accentuating attraction.