I'm just now realizing that this is a PETA sticker. I don't love that organization, but their point still stands. Canada Goose is an obnoxious brand and it's literally never cold enough here to warrant wearing one of their pricey jackets. It's like you're flossing for absolutely no reason. Walk around with a bottle Dom Pérignon and call it a day, my friends. The only amendment I'd make to the sticker is, "Only Assholes (and International Students) Wear Canada Goose."

I want to see more neutral non-sexualized orifices in public art, please.

I saw a comedian do a stand up set about how he wished there were more popular representations of uncircumcised penises. This seems like a step in the right direction.

I think I snapped this one JUST before Disney+'s The Mandalorian hit the streaming services. Or at least, right before I was made aware of the existence of Baby Yoda. No, I have not watched it nor do I really have the impulse to subscribe to the cursed service at this moment in time, but this Baby Yoda is cutest thing I've seen recently. Look at his hands! I know this is a corporate ploy to get me to buy merchandise, but I'm going to revel in this feeling while it lasts. Oh, yeah, the sticker is cool, too.

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please email me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.