The "Reveal Podcast"'s latest episode is on skanky Amazon and skanky Indiana pols, "Amazon: Behind the Smiles"
https://beta.prx.org/stories/294215

A horrible company true to the Trump/Republican era.

"Over 40 pizzas in 30 days"

Pfft... amateur.

Ah yes, those Amazon workers who die on the job, they're always at fault.

@4 Well he has a refined palette, you see, so the precision of the measurement is higher and the margin of error is lower. Also he has access to proprietary statistical algorithms developed specifically to detect and correct inconsistencies in the production of mediocre pizza.

Hmmm -- Why aren't ALL amazon employees 'Contractors'?
Bezos could really save a BUNDLE
AND be TWICE as Rich as the next richest Billionaire combined!
That'd REALLY put Seattle on the map.

(AND, if bezos continued to pay his normal .001% of his Massive Wealth to 'charity,'
We, the peons'd be simply Swimming in all the handouts/Benevolence!
There's plenty enough PENNIES for EVERYONE!)*

(Perhaps they might even be able to remove the Suicide Nets
from all their Fulfillment Centers)!

*HOW Much did AMAZON pay in taxes, last year, you ask?
Don't be silly, Silly -- they didn't.

Famous Kentucky pizza. Mmmmmm, mmmmmm!!!! Maybe papa and lil cesar can have a cage match to find an answer to the question 'Who has the best pizza, Kentucky or Michigan'?

When it's all mixed up
Better break it down
Oo, oo. Oo, oo
In the world of silence
In the world of sound
Oo, oo

"John Schnatter ... conducted an interview with Kentucky local news. In it, he claims the man who took over for him 'lacks pizza experience,' that he himself has eaten 30 pizzas in the last 40 days and the quality has declined, and that a 'day of reckoning' is coming."

Gosh, 'papa' John, if you really wanted to Bankrupt your olde corp,
why not simply claim it's "rat-infested shit-pizza only an IDIOT
lacking ANY sense of smell (or taste) might eat'?

Bravo, though, for stomaching FORTY of your "shit-pizza" pies, in (nearly) record time.
You deserve a Metal.
('Mental')?

I guess I can't say I'm surprised by Indiana. Hell, if slow-death-spiraling Chicago thought they were legitimate contenders you can't fault other equally delusional locales.

@10: You think he wants to get sued? "Rat-infested shit-pizza only an IDIOT lacking ANY sense of smell (or taste) might eat' is already the slogan for Domino's.

8 - Papa John says they are based in KY, but to evade KY taxes they house their offices across the Ohio River in Southern Indiana.

"Amazon's argument—the dead worker had been at fault."
That worker's last will and testament was found later in his work papers. It states categorically that his life goal was to get a job where he could impale himself on a forklift. It is notarized. Case shut.

"earthquake "
Funny scary story: Climate change will likely cause more earthquakes.... with all that water weight shifting around the globe (less ice in places, more liquid in other places), there are new stresses accumulating on the tectonic plates. No one really has any idea exactly how that will all shake out (sorry for that). But more earthquakes can be expected.

@17 -- NO one expected the Spanish Inquisition!
Meanwhile, we're (kinda)(sorta) expecting THEBIGONE here...

When the Plates move, WE do, too.
I do believe there's a Jerry Lee song:
(Introduced by Steve Allen!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw7SBF-35Es

Perfect for playing when the Big One comes!
[Mind that needle!]

"Multiple people at different Toronto universities have been hit by flying feces. They've been splattered with chucked shit, and police are pursuing the poo flinger."

TheeHeeHeezeros, hey, that's not fair -- you gotta tell us when you go, off to Toronto! We couldda given you a loverly little sendoff. (here's to hoping you had a chance to rinse your handsies, since)?

So you're being trailed by the sheriff, and twenty hounds?
Been there. Done that. Here's the soundtrack to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9SKxL9CnW0