"Life Is Shit" definitely sounds British—my impulse is never to describe something as "shit" but "shitty." That extra "-ty" is just as American as "asshole." In any case, after seeing this, "Life's A Bitch" by Nas was stuck in my head all day after.
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"No Drugs or Money Kept in Box Blood and Urine Specimens Only"
This was outside, mind you.
What? Like this sticker is really going to stop me? I'm a fuckin' blood and urine specimen fiend.
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"A Narwhal"
A narwhal? JK
This is me. I am a good girl. Don't ask any more questions, okay?
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"Donald Trump DTFM Fucking Moron"
Gave me pause, I gotta say.JK
Honestly thought this sticker was ripping off Dan Savage's ITMFA (Impeach the Motherfucker Already), but when I slowed down and had a sip of my coffee I realized that this was REALLY saying "Donald Trump Fucking Moron." I feel like I'm missing an "is" and an "a"! The url at the bottom links to this website that has a nebulous plan to act against Trump—good luck to ya!
