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I wish they'd had Drag Queen Story Hour when I was a kid. All I had was Monty Python, Dick Emery, Danny LaRue, Carry On films and pantomimes. (Yeah, I grew up in Britain)

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Not bigger than the Big Bang, biggest explosion SINCE the Big Bang. Very different. I’m no astrophysicist, but I’m pretty sure if the explosion was bigger than the Big Bang there’s be a another universe forming in our universe right now, which would have made a way better headline.

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I'll be pretty bummed if our civilization ends by way of a boring ol' virus epidemic. Was hoping for something a bit more... explosive, literally. Nuclear war wouldn't be bad, though a big ol' supervolcanic eruption would almost surely be better. Better still would be a giant inter-galactic meteor having it's way with us.

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Bzzt, nah, you are not allowed to mock people about Corona beer at the same time as you claim bigger than the Big Bang.

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@ 5,

Supernova gamma-ray blast or GTFO.

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Pro Tip: if you put a lime in a Corona beer, it's ok.

No 2019-nCvD in it at all.

You're welcome.

Lemon wedges work too.

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"A global sell-off is under way for fear that the virus will hamper corporate profits." Because human lives lost are irrelevant. The only thing that matters is corporate profits.

@5 Humanity's extinction even will most likely be pretty banal.

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remove the word even from my last comment (will we ever be able to edit)???

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"Apparently, 38 percent of American beer drinkers said they wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus"

The study says 38% of beer drinkers wouldnt buy Corona regardless. Like 4% of regular Corona beer drinkers wouldnt buy Corona because of the coronavirus.

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Why let silly little details get in the way of pointing out how stupid Americans are?

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Ah, Corona...when you want to pay for a nice beer, but drink a shitty beer.

14

How long till Idiot 'prez' bans Corona
limey or otherwise?

How long till Pious Pence gets re-assigned?

How long til 'docktor' Nelson gets here?
My Herpes Complex is beginning to bother me...

15

I told you so.

16

The woman with the fake eyewear company should be put in solitary, tied down and forced to listen to Kenny G for the rest of her life.

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So does this mean that 62% of Americans are willing to drink Corona? That would explain a lot.

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@16: ... and drink Corona.


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