Biden voter: "My sister told me black people can't catch the virus. I'm not going to be tested."

Trump voter: "This is because those Chinese eat bats."

Bernie voter: "They made this in a lab, the government has the cure but it's all controlled by Big Pharma."

Buttigieg voter: "Can I lick metal?"

Castro voter: "Can you catch Coronovirus from food?"

Yang voter: "So... if you get this Cronervirus—is that the kinda thing you could get pain meds for?"

Technically it might be because those Chinese eat pangolins. Let's hope there is at least a silver lining here for the pangolins!

Wait, if Big Pharma has the cure, why aren’t they marketing it with cute cartoon commercials?