How long do edibles last? Considering whether they should be part of (or all of!) our earthquake, pandemic/other emergency kit.

Are you fucking kidding me? You wrote this whole article just you could slip in your completely scientifically unsupported, probably actually harmful recommendation to smoke pot as a defense against COVID-19. Even as simply extrapolation, your logic is obviously invalid and so your claim unsound.

I've smoked body weight in weed, and can say with total confidence that you sir are a stoner fucking idiot, and clearly shilling for the cannabis industry. It would be funny if it wasn't probably dangerous.