W O W.

ALL these peeps now outta work
they don't know when they'll find it
what'll they do when they come down
with it too if they've a baby who'll mind it?

but bills won't stop -- will cops still cop?
will it soon pass, can we still get gas
how long till we all just stay home?

half a million poor souls
out on our streets it may
freeze tonite still the pandemic
sweeps and so ends my wee tome.

“They all belong in jail, all of them- everyone who has ever played sports”
-John Waters.

MLS is suspending the season until March 30th.

And that's just the pros. Most if not all of the rec leagues are done for now, too.