but wait this is Socialism!
and we dont DO socialism
here do we? Hmmm.....

We could go Fully corporate
and they'd OWN us.

.. we're getting there ..

Capitalists love to talk about abolishing government. The need governments to enforce either contracts, however. If they ever got their wish, all contracts would be null and void.

in this crisis everything should just be free. Free rent, free beer, free food, free pot . . . no one should pay for anything.