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800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
800 Maynard Ave S, Suite 200, Seattle, WA 98134
'A Meter Maid in Times of Pandemic'
Now There's a Movie I'd pay
not to see. Starring
Liv Ullmann.
FIVE hours
long.
Expect a Ticket upon leaving Theater.
[Maybe Liv'll Write it!]
Redeem for one
LARGE soda
in theatre.
[restroom Line goes out door
and round Block]
Meter Maid also writes
Peeing In Public Tickets:
Redeem for LARGE Popcorn.
(They're outta TP)
[gonna Waste a ticket]?
C'mon City o' Seattle:
Make it Work.
City of Edmonds, on its own initiative, put up temporary "15-minute Take Out Only" parking signs in front of its downtown restaurants. Seattle should offer the same.
Yes, parking enforcement officers are "pretty lame". Unless of course a car is parked blocking YOUR driveway. Or a car is blocking the fire lane leading up to the college dormitory where YOUR child lives. Or a car is blocking a fire hydrant next to a busy theater where YOU are watching a performance. But hey, the driver is only going to be a short time and the driver pays taxes and the driver is a very important person who is going to get the officer fired!
Don't follow leaders, watch the parkin' meters.
6 I was responding to the inanity of #1. Please save YOUR special brand of inanity for another time.