Did Charles just discover he has an opposable thumb?

And don't forget kids, if G_d didn't want us to masturbate, She would have made our arms shorter.

Hands and brains are indeed pretty good. We do have a superpower, though. We are the best marathoners on the planet. OK, ON, not over -- flying things go farther and faster. But we can run down and tire out most anything. Until we got all civilized, anyway. But we're still pretty good at it if we work on it a bit.

@3: Only humans masturbate with their hands, other animals don't. So taking arm length as an indication of a divine blessing is a bit of stretch.

@5
I was talking about humans; i have no interest in how other animals masturbate, you sick fuck.

It's times like these I'm reminded of the parable 'The Ant and the Grasshopper'

pull my finger