🎶Do his tits hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can he tie ‘em in a knot?
Can he tie ‘em in a bow?
Can he throw ‘em o'er his shoulder
Like a Continental Soldier?

Do the Guv's tits hang low? 🎶

Question: Aren't those lumps just a bit low on his chest to be nips?

@1 Men’s Bodies sag too.

@Dan I’d not be surprised if Mr. Cuomo has a dominatrix somewhere, either currently or in his past. Good for him. He should also work to legalize consensual sex work.

Andrew Cuomo having nipple piercings is a pointless distraction and not relevant to the hellish job he now holds. Good on him for not taking the bait.

@3 it depends on whether it was an attack or a bit of light hearted amusement. I think it’s the latter. But I’m not a neuter.

The Governor with nipple piercings, not sure what to make of that, or if I give a flying fuck. Is this how it’s gonna be for the next x amount of time as we wait this out?
The guy is trying to do his best fighting an evil President and a highly contagious virus. If we live thru it and they make the movie, this will be a nice authentic touch.

@7 Yes, maybe he's a distance runner. In any case, thanks Dan for that ending to the article. Let's move on people.

You guys are silly. He's obviously suckling a couple of baby bats from his most recent litter.

I’d love to think he’s got nipple jewelry under there, but my guess is he’s sporting pasties. He may have known a fitted white polo was going to be risque on his particular physique, and in an effort to smooth and blend his nips he ended up calling attention to them. Some of the poly pasties can crinkle up under fabric like that when the body bends and moves.

"Consider Andrew Cuomo's Nipples"

OK, I did. Didn't want to, but I did.

Considering them wasn't the worst thing about today though. Not as bad as our sociopathic narcissistic imbecile POTUS doing his best to kill a seven-figure number of Americans with the plague.

great one dan!!

Has no one considered that he might just have very unique, if unusually large and peculiar nipples?

It is so unfair that we’ll never get the SNL skit we deserve of Mark Wahlberg as Cuomo candidly presenting the gubernatorial nipple ring count, complete with visual evidence, as part of his next briefing.

Yeah. Looks like barbells to me, but so what? Lots of straight guys dig nipple play, right? Check out Tom Hanks nipples in Charlie Wilson's War. Nipples are huge. Not the areolas, just the nipples. Like they have seen some stress in their day.

Gov. Cuomo must be exhausted. Wearing a light colored polo reveals everything. He's probably beyond caring. Bless him. I sure wouldn't want on my shoulders what he's having to endure.

Mr Seder has attributed many of Gov Cuomo's actions to his having been primaried by Ms Nixon last time around; maybe this belongs on that list.

That this seems to be newsworthy is just depressing. Why make the life of someone working so hard in such a shitty situation, any more irritating?

I sent that top email and I was being sarcky when I said it was important. I just thought we could all do with something to talk about that isn't the obvious. And it didn't even occur to me that it could be seen as criticism that he maybe has a nipple piercing. Do your own thing and tweak your nipples all you like - it's just that if it gets seen in public that's kind of fair game for a little silly chatter, no?

My bet is on tape/pasties, either to prevent chafing or to prevent visibility as suggested @10 (in which case, serious backfire).