I think "pickle spear" really just means a sliced pickle, but I wonder if he meant the little plastic/metal toothpick that pierces the pickle or olive in a martini. In that case, pickle spear would work both with the toxic happy-hour beverages and the Cracker Jack prizes you're not meant to swallow. God did well in creating this little spear because it inflicts terrible injuries on useless drunks.
I think "pickle spear" really just means a sliced pickle, but I wonder if he meant the little plastic/metal toothpick that pierces the pickle or olive in a martini. In that case, pickle spear would work both with the toxic happy-hour beverages and the Cracker Jack prizes you're not meant to swallow. God did well in creating this little spear because it inflicts terrible injuries on useless drunks.