Maybe I'm missing a joke that went right over my head, but I think the "masked fleshlight" is perhaps a masked pint of Guiness.

It does look like a masked fleshlight, so I guess I got the "joke" but it's definitely an old Guinness Ad, at least the source material is.

@1, 2: Wow--definitely not a joke, I 100% believed this was a fleshlight, that's why I took a picture. HAHAHA. I will update, thanks for commenting.

I figured Jesus to be a bottom. Who’d a thunk?

Maybe we shouldn't automatically assume that the Jesus they're talking about is the 2,000 year old "Cheeses" and not a current "Hey Zeus"?