Pandemic reduction intent seems lackadaisical; if 30 years younger, I might act similarly.

“No orgies.” LOL pandemic solved!

“the notion of not even knowing who you’re having sex with and only seeing a butt”

A helluva lot of men, gay and str8, would consider this the most incredible way to start the day: wake up, workout, pump your load into a sweet tight ass, shower, then coffee & corn flakes.
Livin’ the dream.
How does this work, exactly? Is the bottom standing, then leaning forward and sticking their butt through a partition like the porn hokey-pokey?