When does a Hoax become a Problem
to about one-half the Electorate?

"... er, how to put this politely … a certain liquidity in the bathroom... "

it's called Percolation
and it's a bitch.
--Kramer

[why capitalize SHOULD and not italicize, Matt?]
[Did Chase take away your Italicizer?]

[can we Borrow it?]

This smoke (so far) isn't anything like the last two summers.

I bought a stand alone air purifier, helps while indoors, says air quality on the display. Last summer not bad. Two before it much worse. Sad for people in other parts of the western states.

I thought we had the bad smoke both of the last two summers?

Ah, thank you! Time flies when you are a Very Old Person like me.