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1

Obviously our thoughts and prayers are with POTUS and FLOTUS and we wish them a speedy recovery. 😐

🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

I appreciate the word "claims" in the headline. On the one hand, it's hard to imagine Trump would have anything to gain from lying that he has the virus when he doesn't. On the other hand,... Trump.

Good perspective in mentioning Trump's buddies Bolsonaro and Boris, who were just as cavalier about the virus, although in fairness to Johnson he came around to marshaling a more normal European response.

Regardless of not wanting to wish ill on anyone, I hope and pray Trump survives at least through November 3 so that he can lose this election without having to forfeit it. More than that, I hope and pray for Joe Biden's health.

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So desu ne

5

Yeah Rich, it's all just a play to get the "get-well-soon" vote.

6

Sweet FSM, if anything good comes out of 2020, please let this relentless plague wipe out Plantation America’s cruel, sadistic, evil rulers.

7

I won’t believe it until I see the footage of Melania shooting bleach-filled LED-tipped suppositories up his ass with an Amazonian blow dart

8

This is 2020. Trump will be fine. Biden probably caught it at the debate though and will be the one to die. Because this is 2020.

9

MAGA

10

@5 The man hasn't told the truth about anything. Ever. It is not that unreasonable to assume this is some con too.

11

But it's a hoax! How exactly do his supporters, who do not believe in COVID, explain this away?
And you know if it doesn't kill him we will never hear the end of it.

That being said, I'm inclined to believe it's true. It has been reported that the Doomsday plane is flying off the east coast. That shit is no joke.

12

Actually just read that the Doomsday plane is NOT in the air. Jesus you can't believe anything. So who knows what the truth is. I DO hope Trump has COVID and it makes him seriously ill. He deserves that for murdering over 212,000 people in this country because he did nothing.

13

Sleep well, wake up dead: The E-6B flying nuclear command stations are aloft to deter attack.

14

He's faking it so he can say next week that his pillow salesman buddy's cure worked and get a kickback. Nothing to worry about. Trump 2020!

15

Couldn't happen to any more deserving #TrumpTrash! Before their impending demise — hopefully soon — may they both be paid an intimate visit by a herd of diseased yaks! LMFAO!!!!!

16

@12: That's right, get it off your chest.

17

I was so happy when I first heard about this poetic justice... but I’ve since decided it’s far more likely that he’s faking, to distract from his inexcusable... everything.

I mean, Cmon! Even Fox News is just sick of him. This is just a perfect excuse (no more debates) and distraction, and yes, sympathy-generator (fake and/or real, doesn’t matter to him). Also seems possible his enablers are faking him out, to keep him out of circulation for a while — then after the election he can get back to wrecking shit. Sigh.

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@16. Trump is a mass-murdering negligent fuckhead who takes no responsibly for upending the economy and spreading disinformation willfully for his own benefit. Yes he deserves to die, and I hope he burns in hell.

19

I tend to believe he is positive. And where is the announcement that Pence is negative so there's nothing to worry about? Ten to one says he's positive too.

20

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshgad/status/1311905007583649792/photo/1

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22

No no no!!! Trump cannot just get coronavirus and die! He has too loose the election "bigly" and get dragged back to New York in chains to stand trial for his crimes.!!!

23

Ken Lay escape plan?

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@2 First Fuck Rich and his "Claims". As for what Trump gains from lying, First it's all he knows.
Second; he gets out of the embarrassing debates without looking like a quitter. "I'll be fine, it's just a little flu, not even that really, and I was looking forward to another huge win at the next debate, but Biden is so frail, he has one foot in the grave already, so I can't expose him"
Third; Then when Trump is fine (well, as fine as he can with whatever is wrong with his brain) , well, that just proves the whole thing was a liberal hoax.

Or he could be telling the truth and is hoping he'll die a martyr before he loses and then has to face prosecution and, possibly (a long shot), prison.

But we can hope that Trump is critically ill, but alive, for at least a month so he can save face by using it as an excuse for losing. Maybe even until after the inauguration so he can try to play the sympathy card when the time comes to answer for his crimes. And if Trump is still on Death's doorstep in January, I could see Biden pardoning him. If Trump has been in an ICU for months that is probably longer than he'd really ever be in prison, so at that point probably not so many would be all that angry at letting him off (plus there are still state crimes) And it might make those calling Biden the antichrist avoid mirrors for at least a little while. (since forgiving the actual antichrist seems like a Christian thing to do)

26

This fulfills have my wishes for the orange monster concerning Covid-19

27

Even though I can't stand him, I just don't wish Trump ill.
This would be an ingenious lie - Trump looking sympathetic - and then indestructible.

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@28 Risks? Risks of what, losing even worse?

Trump doesn't need to feign illness to skip out on more debates. And he sure has no incentive to center covid in everybody's view at this point in time.

30

Take news he has been taking hydroxycut so theirs no way he has it.

31

He caught a disease from Hope Hicks which he then passed on to Melania?
Hmmm...

32

It's all a stunt. Trump will "die" and be resurrected after 3 days, re-emerging as Kanye West and win the election. You heard it here first!

33

Reached for an interview Ivan Drago had the following:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzFR3ZlkyZs

Though personally, I may defer to Vonnegut, "And so it goes..."

35

It’s a great face-saving way to lose an election: ‘we lost because we couldn’t campaign in October - while the Ds were busy stealing the election - because I got the Chinese Kung Flu from someone... which some are saying was intentional... I was targeted... just ask Q-Anon’

36

Way to take one for the Team, trumpfy!

And, way to Spread the COVID
AFTER knowing you're inflicted.

Perhaps your Disciples'll follow your fine Example and continue doing their parts to spread this Pandemic. MAGA, bitches.

37

Couldn't happen to better trash humans! Now if only they can go t the next level & follow Herman Cain's shining example, HALLELUJAH!!! Maybe there is a god after all, or at least a Holy Ghost (my favorite Christian character, the way He slithers thru keyholes)...

Has Princess Pence taken over the kingdom yet?

TrumpKarma #TrumpVirus #TrumpDemic

39

Thinking about registering as a Republican so I can simultaneously revel in someone’s misery and blame them for their predicament. Missed out on Travon Martin, George Floyd and a few others but getting in on the ground floor of this one.

41

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

But, he'll be fine. The infant mortality rate us low.

42

Thoughts and prayers.

44

Trump is lying as usual. Until he dies, I won't believe him.

46

This was what I wished for when I blew out my birthday cake candles in June. I guess the birthday candle fairy had a full inbox and it took them a while to get to mine. My honey is on Team Aneurysm (esp after the Walter Reed thing last November), but I'll take what I can get.

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@ 44,

CHECK THE COFFIN. If they claim he's croaked, it's more likely he's absconded to Ru$$ia or $audi Arabia with the billions he and his cronies have looted from the Treasury.

48

If he genuinely has it and gets too sick to contest the election then that would create absolute chaos. So whatever your feelings on Trump and his presidency, America needs less chaos right now, not more. Many votes have already been cast by mail so if one or both candidates are invalidated that would be cause for crisis. I can see why the theory that this is a ploy to destabilise the election has legs.
There are seemingly no limits to how crazy 2020 is prepared to get.

57

Must incorporate every known proven cure!, inject him full of bleach, give him bags of hydroxy pills to eat like candy, cook the orange out of him with UV!!!

58

I really can't breathe, can u?

59

@31 - I'm guessing Hope and Melania can share a single medical file by now.

61

@49 -
"Jesus Christ. We just found out Trump wanted Ivanka as his running mate?"

What happened was that his handlers heard what he actually said and inserted "running" into the quote in order to prevent even more bad press.

64

Regretting donating that $47 for the privilege of having Don Jr and his lady friend scream "Fuck your feelings" in my face. Tell my children I loved them.

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can you show us please
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I gotta see it to believe it.
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