Stranger Editor: "Hey Charles, would you mind writing a review of this throwaway, shoot-em-up, summer blockbuster, teenage boy fantasy action flick?"

Charles writes eloquent soliloquy imbuing deep symbolism and social and historical messaging into said film review

Stranger editor reads review... looks up at Charles.... looks back to review

Stranger Editor: "Um, ok, I guess this'll do"

Charles----please. THis does not sound like a film I would want to see. I would love, instead, to celebrate what the majority of U.S citizens are declaring a Biden / Harris victory. So what if it wasn't a landslide? Biden / Harris WON. Three-time equally legitimately elected Washington Governor Jay Inslee and Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson got re-elected.

@1 Urgutha Forka: Agreed and seconded. On a brighter note, however: Thank you for your vote in Georgia!