Okay, you're having a little fun, and that's cool.
After all, one shouldn't take oneself TOO seriously.
But let's not forget that we are talking about consciousness expanding stuff here, that is what art is for.
So the language function struggles to adapt to it, but both art and art criticism require a kind of courage, a willingness to have confidence in one's own aesthetic judgement and then race forward unapologetically with it.
I freely admit I love both the art and the art criticism, even when it is at times a bit florid.

Great article Jasmyne.

I think this is good to talk about.
Orwell's Politics and the English Language laid all of this out in the 1940s.

Writing, Indeed, blows!
Have a great holiday, Jasmyne!

Critics and onlookers struggle to describe what they’ve felt and seen, which is intellectually challenging and a real benefit from analyzing and discussing art. These adverb-laden verbal expositions may be a positive result from the artistic experience. At least people are contemplating and discussing these ponderous works of art. We need more argumentation and communication in our insular society.