Maybe I'm Just Stoned, But Extreme Horse-Girling Should Become a Competitive Sport

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1

Perfect! I love everything about this! Thank you for the excellent reporting.

2

Ancient Greeks did this stuff all the time to train for athletic events, and battle. To be like the animal, you had to mimic the animal.
These ladies are channeling their ancient European weirdness.

3

This was a delight to read and giggle over! Thanks, Nathalie!

4

You're just stoned.

5

Truth - a recurring dream finds me running with all four limbs; very exhilarating. But IRL? NO WAY.

6

@4: por qué no los dos?

7

A most diverting post, and I hope you don't catch too much static from enraged horse-nonbinarying activists.

8

Just when I decide never to go anywhere near the internet again, I find content like this. What a delightfully weird subculture. Maybe it's still a microculture, not yet having achieved subculture status? In either case, great post.

9

Also: "hobby".

10

@4 podría ser...

11

Er... @6 podría ser.

12

Yeah it's just the weed, Nathalie, which obviously means you just need to be stoned more oftenly.

13

That has got to be murder on your wrists!

14

I love this article. But here's a thing that is hated and is relevant:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/kvfnrr/thanks_i_hate_inverted_centaurs/

15

What makes you think that the performance-enhancing drugs would not go to the horse girls after they replace the racehorses?