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Jess Stein
"Bernie and His Mittens"
Not a sticker, but how could I resist?
Not a sticker, but how could I resist? JK

It's the week-iversary of this extremely viral meme. Thanks to SubSpace for posting some wheatpastes of Bernie all over the Hill.

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"Astrology Is Fake"
A rare example of a Spongebob meme used for bad.
A rare example of a Spongebob meme used for bad. JK
Again, I ask to this sticker-er—who hurt you!

"If You Don't Know the Words Make Up Your Own"
Does not work in karaoke.
Does not work in karaoke. JK
Good advice.

"Liberating Minds"
I love this design.
I love this design. JK
I can't quite confirm this quote, but I don't doubt it. This sticker is a reminder to myself to watch the The Black Power Mixtape 1967-1975 .

"Quit Fast Fashion"
Forgive me if Ive posted this one before. I dont think I have but theres a weird feeling in my gut.
Forgive me if I've posted this one before. I don't think I have but there's a weird feeling in my gut. JK
It's a difficult task—especially if you're poor or fat—but more sustainably made clothes should be made available for EVERY BODY.

"Fatboy"
Hot.
Hot. JK
When I tried to Google the words on the sticker, I instead came across this interesting looking floor cushion and now...I want one?

"I Don't Want to Be Here"
I mean, same.
I mean, same. JK
You can get one of these bad boys by DXP here.


"Bleeding Assholes"
Uhhhhhhh, not at all?
Uhhhhhhh, not at all? JK
I've been sitting on this one for a long time. I didn't know how to feel about it at the time and I still don't know how to feel about it now.

"Man with Cap"
Just hanging out.
Just hanging out. JK
This man's expression—tired, dazed, not really here—on this starheadboy sticker is how I feel all the time!

"Feminism Is for Everybody"
Spotted on the Hill
Spotted on the Hill JK
Ya hearrrrrrrrrd?

As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.

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