Remembering Rush Limbaugh's Generous Gift to Zoo, a Movie About Horse Fucking

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1

& not just Fuck You
but butt-FUCK YOU
with the horsey you
rode in on. Perfecto.

adios, Oxymoron
you Fucked this Place
up as bad as nearly Anyone
else 'cept for maybe the trumpfster.

but why'd you Hafta Wait so Fucking long?

2

Charles, I think you are being far too kind and too philosophical about dead Rush.

Dead Rush, while alive, had very strange (and by strange I mean Neanderthal) views on sexual content in general, and repeatedly all but endorsed rape on his show. He called women who had opinions Feminazis. He agreed with the horse-fuckers because he barely believed in the notion of consent at all, for anyone. It was entirely consistent with his twisted worldview.

Dead Rush was an ugly repugnant human being who spewed bile and hate over the airwaves for 3+ decades. He probably sided with the horse-fuckers out of spite and to be a contrarian jackass, because that was his trademark. That's how he riled up his listener base, and how he made his money.

3

I think if Rush is going to a "cloud in the sky" it will be a cloud of sulfuric acid above Venus (I'm not sure which will be worse for him, the acid or the name)

Another option for his statements could be that back before hypocrisy was one of the greatest virtues a politician could have, his reasoning might have been; "If I don't want the government telling business not to fuck over their employees, customers, the environment etc. then it would be hypocritical of me to tell people who they can fuck"

4

@2: Correction. Rush called angry left wing feminists Feminazis, not just women "who have opinions."

5

Nice work, Charles:) The juxtaposition of Rush, conservatives and horse fucking is appropriate.

6

@4:

So, that somehow makes his hateful, misogynistic rantings BETTER? Gawd, could you just pull your lips away from his cold, flaccid, rotting dick for just ONE MOMENT?

7

There can be no doubt that Rush Dumbaugh, the Cro-Magnon misogynist is exploring issues of Free Willie and getting rapaciously molested by horses and various horny beasts, including the Great Satan, in Hades. Dumbaugh, like many right-wing hillbillies, had a severe equestrian butt-fetish, and should be summarily forgotten, like the hapless Boeing employee who was corn holed to death.

8

This is the most perfect and beautiful requiem for Limbaugh that anyone could possibly devise. chef's kiss

9

I suppose if women had their husbands' opinions that would have been OK with Rush. While making sandwiches barefoot.

This is a hell of a story about Rush and the horse lovers though. You couldn't make that shit up.

10

Should horses who do sex work get vaccine priority? Asking for a friend.

11

I was struggling to find a delectable torture for Rush in the bad place, and thank you for helping me find it.

12

Bend over for Satan at the Gates of Hell, Rush. NOW you're fucked, Trumpinazi.

@1 kristofarian for the WIN! Kudos for beating me to it.

@4: Your overconsumption of sugar and Fox TeeVee has caught up with you, Elmer's glue.

@5 Ignorauns and @7 pollysexual: Agreed and seconded.

13

@9 & @10 dvs99: I know, right? And I thought classic TV's ultra-bigoted working joe, Archie Bunker was bad. The big glaring difference: the late Carroll O'Connor was clearly acting, and I'm pretty sure he would be rolling in his grave in disgust about the horse fucking.
One consolation Archie would be happy about: Rush Limbaugh finally got "stifled" and eternally destined for Satan's "terlet".

14

@13 - I recall an episode where someone asked Archie if he had any regrets in life, and he said "I ain't never ridden a horse."

15

"Gave Devor and I the permission" should be "gave Devor and me the permission." No one gives anything to I. Don't make the subject pronouns do the work of objects. They have enough on their plate.