"Yeet Capitalism"
Ok, this is the second time "yeet" has come up in this column and now I will make sure to explain it correctly to all you old heads. From the sacred text, Urban Dictionary, itself:
YeetBut as Dictionary.com notes, "yeet" can refer to a dance and is used as an exclamation as well:
To discard an item at a high velocity
Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin
Yeet is an exclamation of excitement, approval, surprise, or all-around energy, often as issued when doing a dance move or throwing something.In this sticker situation, "yeet" the verb is the correct definition as we all, presumably, want capitalism yeeted into the dustbin of history. End lesson!
"Heavy Feelings"
I love putting boobs on Slog!
"Museum of Modern Feelings"
The only trace of this sticker I can find online is an Instagram account with zero followers, zero following, and zero posts. Is that a comment on the state of modern feelings?
"Billionaires Obsolete"
Maybe if we say it enough times it'll actually happen.
"Alexa, Skip to Friday"
Don't give her that much power.
"I Was Born to Love Toaster Ovens!"
Including this as a reminder to myself to pick up my toaster oven from my old house.
"Earth (?) Person"
I liked this sticker because I felt seen by it. I can't quite make out the attribution, so if you know who made this sticker you know what to do.
"Femme Burrito-Unicorn"
Another starheadboy banger.
"Can't Stop, Won't Stop, GameStop"
I spent too much time wondering whether these stickers came before or after the GameStop trading bonanza.
"Hello My Name Is Shrek"
Horny for this green ogre only:
@keenanmoon he still fine!!! ##fyp ##foryou ##funny
♬ original sound - Camila
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.