Help Name This Sewage Machine Before it Gets Named Something Truly Awful

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1

well obviously...
(EFC = euphemism for crap)
[ERC]y-Mc[EFC]Face

3

Trump's rump.

4

Let's call it either "Dr. Nelson Salim" or "Herand's Herpes"

5

@4, Ha!

6

Higher density, gotta love it.

Call it "Deep Shit".

7

@4, seconded. Herand's Herpes for the win.

8

We should name the tunnel itself, too. My nominations:

Queen Anne's Fudge Tunnel
Ship Canal Shit Canal
The Actual Center of the Universe
B.M. Day Playfield
Sewered Park
Ravioli Station (in memoriam)

9

"Bubba" seems to work. The worst stuff that goes into those pipes isn't raw sewage, but the runoff from streets during storm events, which are picking up in frequency. It's bad for the fish when all those combustion products (and now the oxidants from tire treads) spill out of overflow points, and projects like this increase the sewers' retention capacity.

10

@8 - I agree. how about Santorum Seaway?

11

@9, It doesn't rain year round. The drier months its our waste water full of poop, wash water and household chemicals we wash into the sound. The fish can't wait for higher density in Seattle.

12

el poopchute for the tunnel
& the shiteworm for Diggy

13

or Diggy the
Poopchute
Shiteworm
for short.

& let's hope ol' Diggy
fares Better than Bertha

(is that the dreaded Low Bar
of crappy Expectations?)

14

or Chewy

15

Trumper - you know, a cartoon full of shit (apologies the Walt D.)

18

Elon Musk

20

Rush Lim-bore.

21

@4 & @10 dvs99: Agreed with Originalcinner @7 for the WIN!

@8 beef rallard: Good ideas!

22

@3 Catalina Vel-DuRay: Good one. Especially if the drill is a repugnant glowing orange.

23

The TBM for your BMs.

24

: Pronounced as colon. As in a colon, get it? A colon? ":"?

brilliant.

...oh crap, they're probably going to name it : now.

27

@8, @21 - I must concede to "Queen Anne's Fudge Tunnel" (and it seems like, with all the interest in the Royal Family lately, that there might be a potential adult film tie-in to raise the $$ to pay for it).

Also, Sewered Park is already taken - it's what happens at Discovery when the treatment plant overflows.

28

Smelliott Bay tunnel

29

Eau-aura (like Aurora) Tunnel....

Drainier Tunnel....

Phew-get Sound Tunnel....

SoDo OhNo Tunnel......

Mercer Mess Tunnel....

30

Smelltown Tunnel.....

Woodland Park Poo Tunnel.....

Car Reek Park Tunnel......

Congestion Center Tunnel......

Sorry, folks--I got carried away. But this is fun!

31

@27 dvs99: I do like your idea of the "Queen Anne's Fudge Tunnel" and funding possibilities. ;)

OH! I know---Shit Canal Dredge!!

32

@31 Or was Shit Canal Dredge already taken?

Anyway--congrats to the winner.