"Question Authority"
Question authority, question your family, question politicians, question cops, questions Karens/Kens, question landlords, question power, question comfort, question pain, question yourself, question EVERYTHING. (But not in an annoying way. You know what I mean.)
"Drunk Bear"
Rainier: Black Bear's Beer of Choice.
"Human Existence Is a Freak Show..."
For some reason, this one hit me pretty hard. It's been a weird week!
"Face Crab"
Help me find this artist! For some reason this drawing reminds me of horseshoe crabs, a marine arthropod I first saw on Animal Crossing (lol), but these ancient deep-sea creatures are fucking SICK. Built like a fucking TANK! I also learned that we humans extract their blue blood to make COVID-19 vaccines, which feels very vampiric of us!
"Combating Liberalism"
Spotted on Pine!
"Flower Person"
I love the colors on this sticker! This cutie is the handy work of Reyyyy.
"Politicians Obsolete"
This one is the twin of one I found last week.
"Abstract Tag"
This one has been in my folder for a few weeks, but I remember staring a lot at it when I first spotted it in the wild. I just love all the bends and lines and faces. If you recognize this, lemme know.
"Spirit of the Eight Ball"
When I die, I hope my spiritual essence slithers out like a lil wormy worm.
"Depression"
Damn—your momma makes depression like this? Thick, all-consuming, and neverending? Remind me to never eat at your house! I got my own!
ALSO: If you haven't had a chance to check out a video version of this column, please take a moment to watch me hop around Pike/Pine looking at stickers. Where should I go next?
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.