GhostCattleMatter will forever be the hashtag associated with Charles Mudede, its creator. Legacy much?

Ghost cattle? That sounds like fake moos to me.

This is nothing new. Agriculture itself has been speculation in futures contracts for 5000 years.

WHO ya gonna Call?

why, call the Outlaws.
who Else?

"He's ridin' hard to catch that herd but he 'ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire as they ride on, hear them cry
As the riders leaned on by him, he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from hell a riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Tryin' to catch the devil herd across these endless skies
Yippie I oooooh, yippie I aaaaay,
Ghost riders in the sky."

Songwriter: Jones Stan
(Ghost) Riders in the Sky lyrics © Edwin H. Morris & Co. Inc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6cbVdc8Y-c&ab_channel=AlisjaneAroundtheWorld

This almost sounded like an alien abduction of cattle story or something about a cattle rustling ring. Once again we are reminded of the moral turpitude of the power elite and their immoral business practices, not to mention questionable interpersonal antics on and under the boardroom table. Hopefully this malfeasant money-grubber will be thrown into the general prison population along with Trump and his tax-cheating minions to be fondled and sexually compromised by Jeremy and Mongo. What ever happened to professional business practices and doing the right thing?