"I Ain't Crying"
If conservatives are trying to take back pussy-eating, I'm going to be real upset.
"Black Lives Still Matter"
Black Lives Have Always Mattered, Will Always Matter.
"This Is Why We Can't Have 'Nice' Things"
Not sure exactly what "nice" things this sticker is talking about, but I agree.
"Cum Piss"
Those dirty bastards.
"Stop Talking to Cops"
Spotted on 19th.
"We Are Doomed"
Hat tip to Doomsayers Club for this one.
"Local"
For some reason, I thought all roads across the country had George Washington's profile on them, but they don't. The more you know!
"You Are On Native Land."
Thank you Otaes for this one.
"Are You Ok?"
I studied abroad in London and I had to train myself to not be totally offended whenever a Brit asked me "You alright?" They weren't looking for a genuine answer!
"APAT"
Another sticker that I disagree with that doesn't even make sense!
As always, if any of these stickers belong to you, please e-mail me at jkeimig@thestranger.com.